#4) Being described by arrogant yuppies

If you are a hipster fence-sitter like me or are just plain in-denial, here is a test to see if you are a hipster or not. First, watch this video:

Next, view the chart I’ve mapped according to my precise calculations to determine your level of hipsterdom.

As you can see, the faster this video annoys you, the more of a hipster you are.

(note: The graph is undefined for X values greater than 1:00 minute because NO ONE could possibly watch this video for longer than that without being annoyed.)

And for the “I’m so not a hipster,” guy, I’ve got some bad news…