#4) Being described by arrogant yuppies

Saturday, August 2, 2008

If you are a hipster fence-sitter like me or are just plain in-denial, here is a test to see if you are a hipster or not. First, watch this video:

Next, view the chart I’ve mapped according to my precise calculations to determine your level of hipsterdom.

00 because NO ONE could possibly watch this video for longer than that without being annoyed)

As you can see, the faster this video annoys you, the more of a hipster you are.

(note: The graph is undefined for X values greater than 1:00 minute because NO ONE could possibly watch this video for longer than that without being annoyed.)

And for the “I’m so not a hipster,” guy, I’ve got some bad news…

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