[Stuff I Don’t Like: WordPress]
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Dear hipster lovers/haters/in-betweeners,
Over the next week, this site (that you love so much) is going under the knife! WordPress, the blogging platform that I’ve been using to deliver you cunning hipster commentary: so passé. I am tots over it. Massive reconstructive surgery will make it easier for me to work and for you to enjoy the site all-around. Posts might be sparse for the next few days while I work on this but once it’s all converted I will be more inclined than ever to bring you the latest from the Hipster Embassy AKA Bburg.
(But not too cool because that would be super un-cool)
Also, while drinking hard cider with my web designer yesterday and watching a crazed hydraulic excavator come inches from smashing passing cars (lol!), we made up this joke:
Q: How long does it take a hipster to get to McCarren Park?
A: Seven blocks.